Monday, July 09, 2012
Friday, December 09, 2011
TYRANTS EXPLAINED
Here is the key or explanation of the NYTimes villain films. See below.
Vamps Crooks and Killers - slide show.
We thought that the villains were from classic films but no.
We thought Napoleon but didn't know the film. It is Captain Bligh. A film. MOTB.
I thought that one of them was Carrie, the one with the fire. No. it is about the siren. I don't really get it.
The invisible man is a movie and so is Bonny of Bonny and Clyde. And so on. Some are just generic villains. We thought J Edgar Hoover and it is just, well a big "just", Wall Street.
So, a hash and not nearly as clever as we wanted to make it. And in that realm not very good.
But in the realm of great little film gems, they are quite good whether you understand the deal or not. The vignettes are very well produced and fun to watch.
And fuck them, the Brad Pitt guy is Eraserhead for sure. This is the main confuser of the premise. The sound track is Eraserhead and so are the mannerisms.
Actually, now that I think about it, I am sorry I put the thing up in the first place.
Labels: not fun
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
Here it is. Just in. Penis size by country.
So, we are shorter than Canadians? Is that the French or English speaking Canadian?
And Mexicans. There is some reason to believe this is true from local anecdotes. Nothing personal. I would assert that there is strong incentive here for more liberal immigration laws so that we can, over time, raise our average.
Look at China. What happened? Big country, small dicks.
It seems to me that releasing this kind of information without any explanation or analysis is irresponsible.
When I was a kid, I was sure that I was smaller than anyone else. This only shrunk me up further.
They don't mention here how they measured. There is such a thing as a grower, not a shower.
Put me in the latter case. Proudly average.
How does come about that any discussion of penis size comes down to the insecurities of the person reading or passing on this information.
The male is still concerned about the eternal question. Does size matter?
My experience is that the answer is "sometimes". That means that sometimes not.
Just something to think about over the weekend.
And oh, someday this will not matter for most men in the survey. Once you reach the age of 30 or so, you are invisible, no matter how heavily you might be hung. Or not.
Labels: biology, fun, geopolitics, not fun
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
WHY I NEVER WENT ON A CRUISE
I knew this would happen.
If you look very carefully at about 30 seconds you can see Shelley Winters go sliding by,
And why the fuck don't they bolt the furniture down?
