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Walking Booker last night, I noticed that Ron the Right Winger, our neighbor, has a new bumper sticker on his Cadillac. Actually, not a bumper sticker. He made this himself with those stick on letters you can get.

"Obama: Bite me"

Nice.

I have always wondered about this expression, actually.

I looked it up. It means "bite me in the ass". I am still wondering.

Where I come from, this isn't such a bad thing. But I guess Ron and I don't come from the same place.

The slang dictionary says it means "get lost" or some such.

Well, why "bite me in the ass"?

I am still trying to unravel it but I am sure there is some lurking subconscious homoeroticism in there.

Ron is taken with walking around without a shirt. Not something I would mind if Ron was in better condition. His moobs are bigger than mine. But still, preening is preening. And I don't think it is for the ladies.

The funny thing is that Ron always has some kind of Rush Dittohead sign or bumper sticker somewhere and we have never, ever discussed it. He is a nice guy. So am I. I know he knows we still have the Obama sticker on all our cars. No problem. Neighbors are neighbors. Our dogs even like each other.

So it goes. Neighbors before politics I say.

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