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IN THE VANGUARD

I have never really been a 'fashion forward' kind of guy.

Well, not really!

Now, I find myself thrust into the forefront of a new fashion initiative.

Throw Your Tweezers Away

The bushy eyebrow will be no problem for me.

I have the goods.

There was a time, when I was even endowed with one long brow, extending from one side to the other.

In a foolish surrender to the forces of convention, I tweezed the center of this massive brow for many years and, sadly, I must report that no bush grows on that site anymore.

Over tweezed.

So, if this trend catches on and grows to the one-eyebrow stage, I am fucked.

But for now, I stand ready to bush out.

Age has helped this wonderful asset become even more fecund.

As many may know, (particularly virile) men tend to get a lot of facial hair as they age; ears, nose, brow.

So, now, I can grow a deep and lush brow in just a week or two.

I not only tweeze, I have to cut!

I am ready.

Bring on the fashionistas!

I will quit cutting and mowing and plucking and, thus, be right in step.

I will not even need those gunky gels and other chemicals shown.

I will be brow-natural!