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RECOVERY BUDGET

Well, we know that there will be a lot of money spread around; buying bush' image back. But it also has the happy result of adding to the spoils system so well perfected by the GOoPers.

This has it almost perfectly laid out; making my point exactly.

Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth

HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."

September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37 of The Onion.