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This is great: Snoop Doggy Dog Shizzolator which will translate any text into--well Snoop-talk. Use the default CNN to get a taste or take a look at what the Snoop did to my palm tree jive.

We are up izzle ankles in palm seed, know what I'm sayin'? It is that time of da year; June." We live in a city of palms; thousands of 'em." The leaves grow out izzall year 'n then da tree puts out long seed pods which spew forth tan hulls; I guess they are da flowers, know what I'm sayin'? It is izzle 'snow' n' shit. But a satisfactory substitute because no matter how messy; no matter how 'everywhere' that shiznit gets inside 'n out; that shiznit is never ever cold n' shit. It is never ever wet 'n cold." It does not last any longer than a week n' shit.

As soon as there is 'nuff 'bloom' da fools come trim da palms back." We do this stop da husk/flower fall 'n stop da seeds from maturing on da trees." The seeds create a second mess if yo' ass leave 'em up there; hard little balls that are just da right size 'kill' when yo' ass step on 'em wit da bare foot." We also want heezee off da eventual germination of izzall those little seeds wherever they fall, know what I'm sayin'? They are hardy reproducers, these palm trees."

After yo' ass cut da seed pods down, there is still da decision 'bout what do wit da palm fronds which will die 'n fall back da trunk, know what I'm sayin'? Some muthas do not cut they leaves back but allow a fringe grow n' shit. Others denude da tree only three fronds, know what I'm sayin'? We do both n' shit. On da siiiiide where we has neighbors up da hill we has a twenty year dress on da trees make a screen, know what I'm sayin'? It is also a habitat fo' birds, lizards, squirrels, snakes, rats 'n bats as well as a windfall fo' da hood cats n' shit. It is like a city in there, know what I'm sayin'? The sky dusters 'n da trees along each 'street' are cut way back." We also strip da trunk of leaf husks before da wind does that shiznit." We like da look, know what I'm sayin'?