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NO SEX PLEASE, WE'RE AMERICAN

This Jack Ryan guy in Illinois was a run of the mill repub, no better or worse than the rest of them, but he ran into the political sex windmill. The penis police caught up with him. Sure, if true, his divorce papers show some pretty seamy, caddish behavior but who among us can cast the first stone and so on? Well, at least Dennis Hastert, who, it is said, threw the big rock that knocked Ryan out. Of course, all you have to do is take a look at Hastert and you know that he has no sex life. Penis envy?

Clinton was bankrupted and almost run out of town for his indiscretions. Starr was clearly a neuter as well. A pod person. Time and again we see folks who just had a normally abberant past; no one hurt—no victims—get plastered for having an imaginative sex life. Evidentlyt our politicians must not venture beyond the missionary position and monogamous home lives to be elected or even allowed to run.

Am I wrong, or is this just the guys who are getting scored out on having scandalous pasts. Women do not get much of a shot at the political process anyhow so, maybe it is just in the numbers. Anyway, this time it is a republico who got it and he was probably not going to win anyway, it being Illinois and junior at the top of the ticket and a wonder-boy demo Obama going strong. That is the other thing. He was an easy shot. This makes the standard bearers look good. No cost. Still it is just too fucking (ha) bad this stuff has to get in the way. If I could find a candidate with a spectacular sex life, I would vote for him in a flash. In fact I did several times; 1992 and 1996.